Plumber From Atlanta Named Marlo Sets Out On Mythical Quest To Rescue Gucci Mane from Pooh Shiesty
ATLANTA, GA— This past Tuesday, after hearing that rapper Gucci Mane had been kidnapped—over contract disputes—by rapper Pooh Shiesty, a fated plumber from Atlanta named “Marlo” set out on a decades-spanning, generation-defining quest across the Mushroom Kingdom of Atlanta to rescue his beloved Gucci Mane.
Details from the story are still developing, but the plumber is reported to have brought along his brother Lou, pitbull Yoshi, and no blick.
Regarding the controversial decision to run down on Pooh Shiesty with no strap, Marlo allegedly believes, per Instagram Stories, that the power of heart, determination, and friendship will be “…more than enough to defeat [Shiesty] and get [Mane] back.”
Stupid ass nigga. Hasn’t he ever heard a Pooh Shiesty song? Them niggas got so many fucking guns. God bless his journey, though. Apparently he’s on mad mushrooms, too.
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