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toussaintF12's avatar

this a hella black piece of writing and u hard as fuck for this. this is philosophical. i read this and i couldn’t stop giggling because “why the fuck is they wet??”

before i dap a nigga w my wet hands imma fr use every article of clothes im wearing to dry them, or imma just say “sorry, my hands are wet”.

a few cents x domthefurious's avatar

wet hand ass nigga is SENDING me 😭

doechii's avatar

Real mf writing.

Saheim James-Patrick's avatar

Thank you sm yo. Me and the homies love the Denial is a River Show sketches. Genuinely incredible Black comedy

Khadijah Lloyda-Alicia Osborne's avatar

But it’s funny cause he deadass serious about it 🤣🤣🤣

Dani Dani's avatar

I have never laughed so hard

TM's avatar

Saaaaaaaammmmmme

bria's avatar

the way this is a whole post, not a note, a post😂i know you was fed up

Alyssa Co's avatar

This made me audibly laugh lmao

Mr.10's avatar

Nigga hands be jarrin’😂

MQT's avatar

“You knew they was wet the moment that they got wet. You know why? Because you have the sensation of touch. You know how I know that? Because I got hands too, nigga. We all got fucking hands. Niggas with wet hands think they the only niggas in the world who got hands.” And I thought that was BEAUTIFUL

javy's avatar

Yo this is certified hood classic! 😭

Mocha_Kathy's avatar

This is the Blackest, most hilarious (and true) piece I’ve read on here so far. Thanks for that laugh! I feel you and agree!

Azria Raventhorn's avatar

Highly reccomend using the AI reader on this one

Princess's avatar

This fried tf out me. You got poetic with your disgust in wet hand niggas 🤣

intended as poetry's avatar

Haaaaa 😄

Marcus's avatar

Bruh, we need answers!!!! My imagination can take me to some really dark places, and trying to figure out why a nigga's hands are wet isn't something you want me to think about. Great piece

The Virgo Doll's avatar

this title is FRYING MEEE😭